Monday, December 29, 2008

Tostadas and Ta-tas

I just want to say thank you to all the classy moms out there.  I have several good friends and a wonderful cousin-in-law that are now parents and I know for a fact that none of these beautiful, classy ladies would have ever done what I was unfortunate enough to witness today.

I was sitting at On the Border at lunch enjoying some tortilla soup when I thought, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a large mound of flesh in my peripheral vision.  I thought "surely not".... so I turned to my right, not expecting to have my eyes confirm my worst fear.  Sure enough.  Not only was I having lunch, but apparently the baby at the next table was as well.  Awk. Ward.

And we're not talking about a baby discreetly underneath the shirt, or a baby enjoying lunch while under the cover of an OTB napkin (because I totally understand that sometimes it's a necessity).  We are talking her entire shirt and bra hiked up and boob out in public in all its glory.  And I am talking the kind of glory I will never understand. This woman had no shortage of endowment. 

I mean, this day and age there is no need for PDA (public display of areola) there are all sorts of products on the market... I so wanted to tap her on the shoulder and suggest a hooter hider or a slurp n' burp but I just could look her in the face after seeing her ta-tas over our tostadas.  

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